Fees
Three ways to sit with the work.
Prices below are informational. We do not take cards here. If a seat fits, we send a simple invoice after a conversation — never a countdown, never a fake “two left.”
Self-paced notes
Survey Seat
£240 inc. VAT where applicable
Recorded lectures from a past Funnel Geometry run, the worksheets, and a single written reply to one taxonomy question. No live room. No critique queue.
- Four recorded lectures
- Worksheet pack (PDF)
- One email reply within ten working days
- Access for twelve months
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Public cohort
Cartographer Seat
£1,480 per person
The proper way through Retention Cartography: live Thursdays, weekly marking, and the final defence. This is the seat most alumni recommend — and the one that demands Sunday work.
- Eight-week flagship cohort
- Weekly written critique
- Live defence in week eight
- Two alumni office hours after you finish
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Private team
Observatory
£7,900 from, for five days
A closed week for four to eight people on one product. We work in your warehouse, with your politics, and leave a map the rest of the company did not get to vote into mush.
- Five teaching days, remote or in Balcherry
- Pre-read of your tracking plan
- Confidentiality addendum
- Quoted to the actual team size
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What these fees are not
They are not software licences, not a Slack “community tier,” and not a promise that retention will rise. Shorter public courses — Event Schema Architecture, Experiment Atlas, Funnel Geometry — are listed on the programmes page and invoiced at the figures shown there when an intake is open.
If your finance team needs a purchase order in a particular format, say so in the enquiry. Refunds, when they apply, are described on the refund page.